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It’s Homosexual Satisfaction Week, or no less than that’s what my dad informed me. In honor of this momentous event the boys at CelebJihad have gone a bit of homosexual and compiled the next listing of what celeb dick tastes like!

 

Mike Myers
Mike Myers’ dick tastes prefer it’s been fucking the identical lifeless horse since 1997.
Pete Wentz and his stupid wife. Pete Wentz’s dick tastes prefer it needs it was Tony Romo’s dick.
Tony Romo Tony Romo’s dick tastes like Joe Simpson’s breath mints.
Guy Richie and his grandma. Man Richie’s dick tastes like purchaser’s regret and dusty sardines.
Bill Engvall Invoice Engvall’s dick tasted so mind-numbing trite that I’d’ve gladly taken it out of my mouth and changed it with a loaded shotgun.
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise’s dick will style like my ass if his attorneys discover out I’ve implied it tastes like something aside from his stunning spouse’s vagina.
Randy Jackson Randy Jackson’s dick tastes like flop sweat and bacon.
George Carlin George Carlin’s dick tastes like 3 of the 7 phrases you’ll be able to’t use on tv…and formaldehyde.
Alan Greenspan I assumed that Alan Greenspan’s dick tasted like pickled herring, however it might have been Barbara Walters.
R. Kelly R. Kelly’s dick tastes like our judicial system’s torn and bloodied asshole…and piss-covered Skinny Mints.
J. Alexander J. Alexander’s dick…I’m not even going to trouble with a joke. Simply fucking take a look at him, for fuck’s sake. What the fuck, man? What the fuck?
Bill Clinton
Invoice Clinton’s dick tastes like a bitter, indignant cunt. Simply kidding! It hasn’t tasted like that because the evening Chelsea was conceived. As of late it tastes like varied resort maids and a sure Laker Girl who’d higher know find out how to preserve her mouth shut.
Barrack Obama Barrack Obama’s dick tastes fully overrated, however no less than he has one (ZING!)! In addition to, it was a pleasant change of tempo from having George Bush’s dick in my ass.
D The Dalai Lama’s dick tastes prefer it’s been in some kind of gerbil nest.
Chris Hanson Chris Hanson’s dick tastes like cookies and lemonade.
Big Brown Massive Brown’s dick tastes prefer it’s been in an ass. GET IT?!
Perez Hilton Perez Hilton’s dick tastes prefer it’s been in an ass. GET IT?!
Charlton Heston Charlton Heston’s dick tastes like his chilly, lifeless hand.

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